Ceiling Lover Gifts

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"I've changed my mind"

A new meaning in the Roman

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

"Congratulations on opening night."

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'

"Is it true Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud?"

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

Many clouds in the sky. They ask: 'What's all this lonely as a cloud business?'

Angels on a cloud. One has an egg under him.

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

"I didn't expect them to be so lumpy."

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

All right, whose bright idea was it to get a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan?

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."