Ceiling Art Lover Gifts

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

A new meaning in the Roman

"I've changed my mind"

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Cave Wallpaper

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

People admire a freshly painted wall

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.

"I told you ages ago not to use your clay-ons on the walls. I can't get that stuff to come off"

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

"We had art on the walls before Howard became obsessed with an unsolved mystery."

"No more Trinkets! We want Omolu and Biedermeier!"

'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

Look at that ceiling! It's great! A classic ceiling --- I love it! Ceiling fans.

All right, whose bright idea was it to get a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan?

The Fruit Bearers - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'Don't go drawing on the walls- it'll NEVER come off!'