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'In life he was a chopper pilot.'

'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'OMG!'

'So, where's the mall?'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

Man with head in The Cloud gets excited.

"When you die, you go up to heaven, and there you're reunited with your data in the cloud."

"....And here is the computer clutter which you left in your cloud account."

"Good game."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'T.M.I.F.'

Evolution.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Man showing in the rain.

Obsession with the Internet.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Ice shelfie.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Siri, find oxygen."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...