Cyber Explorer T-Shirts

'You mean you once had to WRITE letters?'

"Peter loves his online socialising."

The Paleo-Information Age/The Information Age/The "Whoa, Too Much Information!" Age.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'I should have realized that a 'Virtual relationship' would never work.'

'Third Life'

Will Robinson Finds Himself Lost in Cyberspace.

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Will Hack For Food

Outer Space Now Cyber Space

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

Computer Life

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"My name is Alice, I'm age 78. I want to buy some cocaine for my lovers' birthday. Can you help me to enter the darknet?"

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"Recalculating."

"Yes very good, but have you consider a role in cyber?"

"I spent my whole life on the Internet."

"I'm afraid you've got a bad case of gobbledeegook!"

Digital Pirate

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I accept the cult’s ‘terms and conditions’? I’ve never seen that before."

"On the internet no one knows you're human."

"I have no problem with A.I."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Computer nerd

He's my cyberpet.

Statue of Liberty with laptop and PDA.

Dog to dog: 'On the internet, I can sniff out anybody.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Obsession with the Internet.

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

Close all your windows please.