Cyberspace Explorers T-Shirts

Cyberattack on oil pipeline in the USA

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Obsession with the Internet.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Baby Screen Time

Internet.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Binary Man

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Computer Life

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Cartoon computer

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

Information Security

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."