Quirky Internet Explorers T-Shirts

"The Real Dot Com."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Internet.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

People told me virtual dating was safe!

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Life Extension Journal.

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

Planet of the Ants

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

'Activate the backup, we got a server going down!'

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

Revenge on Santa

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

Boo-gle.

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

Please help - Experiment Went Horribly Wrong...

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

We guard the house, fetch the paper, provide companionship, and he gets a million views on YouTube by chasing a moth!

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

"You gave him his own social media account? That's adorable!"

What do you mean "give Rudy a minute"? He's doing something very delicate. Like what? He's trying to help Sadie find her old childhood friends online. He found lots of them. They're still alive! But the news is both good and bad, and he's not sure how to break it to her gently. They're ... um ... in a Facebook group called "Sadie-Survivors Support Group." What th -- I said tell me the bad news first, cretin.

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'