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We guard the house, fetch the paper, provide companionship, and he gets a million views on YouTube by chasing a moth!

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Internet.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"She's all over YouTube."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'Something that'll get me googled,'

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Life Extension Journal.

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Activate the backup, we got a server going down!'

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

"Say something viral."

Boo-gle.

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

"Do you mean you're really famous or youtube famous?"

Publish Your Weight Machine for Celebrities

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"The Real Dot Com."

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

"That's been viewed four times already."