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"Today on 'all things considered': a tree, bowling, the space-time continuum, large hats, David Duchovny, undercooked Lentils, parachutes, and the color maroon."

'Teenagers!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Internet.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

Meet the author.

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

Planet of the Ants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Life Extension Journal.

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

The Collective Unconscious

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

'Activate the backup, we got a server going down!'

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

Boo-gle.

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

'Please use just your inner voices.'

"You gave him his own social media account? That's adorable!"

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'