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Suicide bomb - 'This model really sells like hot cakes.'

Schengen

"You're fired."

Meet the Enemy

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"Lucky Guess."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

It doesn't exist in Iran.

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.