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Suicide bomb - 'This model really sells like hot cakes.'

Schengen

"You're fired."

Meet the Enemy

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Rodin's Thinker.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"Lucky Guess."

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

It doesn't exist in Iran.

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.