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"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Meet the Enemy

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Good evening, Sir. I’m Ian, your server with a serious attitude."

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

Politeness opens doors

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

Meet the author.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

The Cold Shoulder: 'What do you give the Cannibal who is late for Dinner?'

Popular methods for getting the check

'Mind if we play through?'

Dog urinating standing up.

"What have you done?"

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."