Taboo Breakers T-Shirts

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

Prejudice/Empathy

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

Accountants around the campfire.

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

"You're going to fit right in here at the firm."

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"Stupid bean counter!"

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

"There were gasps of horror as Nigel appeared holding a mug of coffee."

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

'Unexpected Americans, the liberal trucker'

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

"Wow, chocolates. How original..."