Taboo Breakers Pillows

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

Prejudice/Empathy

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

Accountants around the campfire.

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

No right to wear white.

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"You're going to fit right in here at the firm."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"Stupid bean counter!"

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"Wow, chocolates. How original..."

"There were gasps of horror as Nigel appeared holding a mug of coffee."

Overweight cop and his struggling horse.

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."