Taboo Explorer Pillows

"I once had sex with a chicken and I was wondering if you were my son."

Necrophilia Laws Strictly Enforced.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Obsession with the Internet.

Your Future Home.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Computer Life

The Great Rainbow of China

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"I'd like to make a return."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

'You mean you once had to WRITE letters?'

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

Surfing the Internet Wave.