Taboo Explorer Mugs

"I once had sex with a chicken and I was wondering if you were my son."

Necrophilia Laws Strictly Enforced.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Obsession with the Internet.

Your Future Home.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

Computer Life

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

The Great Rainbow of China

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"I'd like to make a return."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

'You mean you once had to WRITE letters?'

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.