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'I've never felt so alive...'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"You're gonna love this place."

Edgar Allan Poe

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Evolution.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The Frog Prince

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Nostradamus.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Information Security

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

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