Taboo Topic Explorer Pillows

"Not to put the cart before the horse, but what are your thoughts on cannibalism?"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Meet the Enemy

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

Meet the author.

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"My social media posts never seem to go viral. It's more like bacterial."

Dear God, please send clothes for all those poor woman in Dad's computer.

A teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.

Childhood: Games For People Your Age

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'

"I'm sorry, I would share with you but I don't want to be called a vulture socialist."

Talent Agency: Here Today/Gone Tomorrow.

'When you've found some change for the gas meter have a look a this email you got from some bloke in Africa asking you to safeguard 13 million dollars...'

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Necrophilia Laws Strictly Enforced.

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"Now that we can't discuss religion, politics, OR the weather, I got nuthin' to say."

"When I was a kid, a troll was a monster that lived under a bridge."

We learned about white racism in math class today.

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

"'RISL.' Rolled In Something, Laughing."

'There's a troll under the rickety-rackety bridge.'