Taboo Topics Explorer Prints

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Meet the Enemy

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Politeness opens doors

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

"Good evening, Sir. I’m Ian, your server with a serious attitude."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Meet the author.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

"What have you done?"

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."

Dog urinating standing up.

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

'Mind if we play through?'

Popular methods for getting the check

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

The Cold Shoulder: 'What do you give the Cannibal who is late for Dinner?'

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"