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"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Meet the author.

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

The Collective Unconscious

Pete had run out of ideas whilst researching his book on writers block.

Distilled Elephant

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

Today's special - Ox tail soup.

Community Bed de Luxe

A house haunts a man.

A teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.

The shopping trolley up Everest.

Penguin on skis.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

Bird watchers watch each other's bird.

'This one looks unusual. Yes, it's a toilet with an outside house.'

"I'm testing a theory on how to overcome shyness by wearing an unusual hat."

"Now that we can't discuss religion, politics, OR the weather, I got nuthin' to say."

"They found the nebbish gene."