Quirky Internet Explorers Pillows

"The Real Dot Com."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

People told me virtual dating was safe!

Planet of the Ants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Activate the backup, we got a server going down!'

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

Revenge on Santa

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

Please help - Experiment Went Horribly Wrong...

'Hi! We're Jehovah's witnesses and we'd like to talk to you about God.'

"I'm going to Internet Anonymous meetings.They have a great website!"