Quirky Internet Users Pillows

'I have hundreds of friends on the internet: I'm not a lone-wolf in cyberspace...'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Seven deadly sins store

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

Computer problems

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Zombie rents from the dead box DVDs.

"The Real Dot Com."

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

"No it's simply sick from all the filth you've downloaded."

The little old lady who lived in a vacuum.

'1:59 - cuckoo, cuckoo.'

Brushing Hair with Machinery

Environmentally Friendly Tools: Blow Torches fueled by Boy Scouts and their Camp Fires.

"Oh, here—take a penny and make it an even three hundred."

'My new phone even has a cloaking device. Of course, sometimes it's hard to find.'

Testing his new laptop lunchbox.

Ok, now it's just messing with me. Prove you can do The Robot.

'How embarrassing, we've got the same designer drugs.'

"We met through an internet chat group. Now he wants to mail me his digitalised sperm."

'Vomit-cam with Smello-vision'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl. Just as long as it's a healthy consumer.'

"The scanner says you're the only one in the neighborhood of your ethnic group who buys raisin bread."