Quirky Internet Users Gifts

'I have hundreds of friends on the internet: I'm not a lone-wolf in cyberspace...'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Seven deadly sins store

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

Computer problems

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

"The Real Dot Com."

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

The little old lady who lived in a vacuum.

"No it's simply sick from all the filth you've downloaded."

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.

Environmentally Friendly Tools: Blow Torches fueled by Boy Scouts and their Camp Fires.

'1:59 - cuckoo, cuckoo.'

"Oh, here—take a penny and make it an even three hundred."

Brushing Hair with Machinery

'My new phone even has a cloaking device. Of course, sometimes it's hard to find.'

Testing his new laptop lunchbox.

'How embarrassing, we've got the same designer drugs.'

"We met through an internet chat group. Now he wants to mail me his digitalised sperm."

'Vomit-cam with Smello-vision'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl. Just as long as it's a healthy consumer.'

'Well it wasn't obsolete when I started trying to get through to your helpline.'