Comical Computer Users Gifts

'Giving each teacher a computer was a good idea, but why does the screensaver have to be a picture of the Principal staring at us?'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Is this the new input device?'

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

Religion and technology.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

Your hands are cold...

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

'This baby has lots of memory.'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

'Lying down on the job again, Crenshaw?'

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

'May I go home now?'