Spooktacular Internet User Pillows

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Computer operator welding machine.

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

A frat party at an online university

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"No, Kevin, it won't work to select one sentence and paste it 49 times."

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

Tweet

'I'm running a little behind. I got rear-ended.'

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

Witch Online

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'

No, I distinctly heard a "soo-wee" ringtone.