Internet Antics Enthusiast Pillows

"I swear I wasn't looking at smut – I was just stealing music."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Man doing a search on a computer

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Separation

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'