Internet Affair Aficionado Pillows

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Tongue in the ear...

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Tasty.

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Love in Boom

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

Wifi Peacock

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Legs up to here!"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

Tennis corruption

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."