Internet Affair Aficionado Gifts

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Tongue in the ear...

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Mary Trump

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

Love in Boom

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Tasty.

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

Wifi Peacock

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'