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"Hey - take a picture of me for my Facebook page."

The Computer Bore

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"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

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"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Goodnight Social Media.

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"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

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'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

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'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

"What's creaking...you or the floor?"