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"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Goodnight Social Media.

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

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"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

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'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"What's creaking...you or the floor?"

"Your fingers are the only part of you that's in shape. Apparently, the only exercise you get is texting."