Digital Hijinks Enthusiast Pillows

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Graduates on their phones

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

You may now update your Facebook status.

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"What's creaking...you or the floor?"