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"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"What's creaking...you or the floor?"