Digital Misadventure Enthusiast Pillows

'I sent an e-mail and it bounced.'

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

The Computer Bore

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Desert wifi

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"All I need now is a trainer!"

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."