Online Antics Fan Pillows

"Don't worry....They're just looking up dirty sites online."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Stubborn Horse

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Dog ignores angry cat.

"What's your occupation?"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Namastayyy

Cat scratches dog's car.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

A dog banging a snare drum.

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Prance! Prance I say!'

Happy Entrails To You....

Dog's dinner.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."