Online Antics Fan Pillows

"Don't worry....They're just looking up dirty sites online."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Stubborn Horse

"What's your occupation?"

Dog ignores angry cat.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Cat scratches dog's car.

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

A dog banging a snare drum.

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Prance! Prance I say!'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

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