Heroic Antics Fan Pillows

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Stubborn Horse

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog ignores angry cat.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Cat scratches dog's car.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Namastayyy

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

A dog banging a snare drum.

"It doesn't work on geese."

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

He thinks I can't see him...

'Prance! Prance I say!'

Happy Entrails To You....

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

Dog's dinner.

'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Cat putting dog poison into rat poison box.