Hospital Antics Fan Pillows

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'Urology...can you hold?'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

"Whoops..."

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

'Where does it hurt?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"Since Dr Mullin's ill, a temp from Manpower will perform your liver transplant."

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

Hell's Angels

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."