Superhero Antics Admirer Pillows

"You do realise you can't claim for flying around my office."

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Middle-Age Superheroes

"You've changed."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

The Family Joules: Part 5

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Reasonableman

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"