Secret Superhero Admirer Pillows

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Superheroes Having a Drink

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Slow Night

"I've been genetically modified!"

Reasonableman

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

The Family Joules: Part 5

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Batman O' War

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"