Heroic Antics Fan Mugs

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Stubborn Horse

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Cat scratches dog's car.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"It doesn't work on geese."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

A dog banging a snare drum.

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Prance! Prance I say!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

He thinks I can't see him...

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

Dog's dinner.

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Cat putting dog poison into rat poison box.

Happy Entrails To You....