Internet Antics Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I swear I wasn't looking at smut – I was just stealing music."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Weird things I do because of the internet

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Separation

'Follow that cab!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'