Cyber Explorers T-Shirts

Joe's Greasy Cyber Cafe

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Obsession with the Internet.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Baby Screen Time

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Binary Man

Artificial Intelligence Drive

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Computer Life

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Information Security

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Cartoon computer

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"I've left the children to their own devices."

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."