Cyber World Explorer T-Shirts

'I wanted to send an email to the IT tech telling him about the faulty software, but I can't do it because of the faulty software.'

Evolution.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Second lifeReal life.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Travelogue

Binary Man

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Artificial Intelligence Drive

Above reproach.

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

Computer Life

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Hot Towel Web Service

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

Cartoon computer

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Information Security

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

Web cams. Web scams

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

'You mean you once had to WRITE letters?'

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."