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Computer Hell.

"My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Travelling

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Second lifeReal life.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Introducing Piza Island.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Greece

Airport

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'So what have you been up to?'

"They were built during a pandemic."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"