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Computer Hell.

"My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Travelling

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Second lifeReal life.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Airport

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"They were built during a pandemic."

'So what have you been up to?'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"