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"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"Great, now we're lost."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Everybody's grades are down, Dad -- I think the school's having some kind of austerity program.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Computer spying.

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Are we going to raise her as a cat person or a dog person?

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

Danger Quicksand

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."