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"Don we've had an invitation to initiate launch sequence - should I click Yes?"

"It's the man who stole your identity, he's returning it."

Evolution.

Obsession with the Internet.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Artificial Intelligence Drive

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Computer Life

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

Robot Robber

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

Finding Bigfoot

Cartoon computer

Information Security

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

'You mean you once had to WRITE letters?'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

Surfing the Internet Wave.

Close all your windows please.

Missing Persons Bureau