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"This one's not from a Nigerian prince, it's from an Egyptian Pharaoh. Could be a pyramid scheme."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Gone Phishing

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

Big Brother

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

'Am I old enough to start point-shaving?'

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

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'Mom!!'

"Doc, I'm secretly worried if you improve my girlfriend's vision prescription she'll dump me when she gets her new glasses!"

"It's Jung out there, son"

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a hairball!'

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

"You mean all this time everything was really a screw?"

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

Invisible Pups For Sale Both Parents Can Be Seen

'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."

STIMULUS PACKAGE ALLOCATION COMMITTEE, 'Okay, we'll take the part out about the Nigerian banker's widow.'