Scam Explorer Gifts

"This one's not from a Nigerian prince, it's from an Egyptian Pharaoh. Could be a pyramid scheme."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Gone Phishing

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Big Brother

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

'Am I old enough to start point-shaving?'

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

Get rich quick giving seminars!

'Mom!!'

"Doc, I'm secretly worried if you improve my girlfriend's vision prescription she'll dump me when she gets her new glasses!"

"It's Jung out there, son"

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

Invisible Pups For Sale Both Parents Can Be Seen

"You mean all this time everything was really a screw?"

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a hairball!'

'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."