Scam Spotter Gifts

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

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'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Gone Phishing

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

"That's Sullivan. He's always kissing the boss's behind."

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

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Convent's laundry.

'I'm sorry, sir, but as a Wall Street executive you should know when something's a bad deal.'

Maynard inadvertently goes phishing.

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

'This is sounds of the ocean. For a $25 pledge, we'll send you a recording of 'Sounds of the Tsunami'.....'

"You mean all this time everything was really a screw?"

Spot The Balls Up.

'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

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"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."

Toyota claims are a hoax?

STIMULUS PACKAGE ALLOCATION COMMITTEE, 'Okay, we'll take the part out about the Nigerian banker's widow.'

"Before the sound of lapping water commences please confirm your bank details."

"It's my ears, Doc. I can't move them. They're... they're paralyzed!"

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