Insecurity Explorer Gifts

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."

Caterpillar Comb-Overs.

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

"Doc, I'm secretly worried if you improve my girlfriend's vision prescription she'll dump me when she gets her new glasses!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Obsession with the Internet.

Cellphone Islands

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Artificial Intelligence Drive

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Computer Life

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"