Secure System Explorer Gifts

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

Obsession with the Internet.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Artificial Intelligence Drive

Nuclear Security Summit

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Body Systems

Computer Life

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Caveman at Computer

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

With Jury Duty for All

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

'You mean you once had to WRITE letters?'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."