Smart Home Explorer Gifts

"Mom, it's simple. Back up the settings, run utilities, restore the data, and you've got toast!"

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"That's no a digital assistant - it's my coffee thermos."

"These smart devices are going too far. The stove asked me to speak into the salt shaker."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"You're getting toast, not waffles. Our appliances have been hacked, and the refrigerator is planning our meals."

'There's an app that you can program to wash dishes. I call mine Steven!'

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

"The world has become a strange place when you can check the stock market on your smart toaster."

"Our smart appliances are becoming smart-alecks. Your shaver and my toothbrush are playing hide and seek with me."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"You are still here."

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Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."