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'I would join your multi-cellular organism, but I value my independence.'

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Evolution.

'... And this is my cellar.'

Obsession with the Internet.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Your Future Home.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Artificial Intelligence Drive

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Computer Life

Graph to find your IQ

'She just won't speak to me!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Information Security

"I'd like to make a return."

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'