Cellular Explorer Mugs

'I would join your multi-cellular organism, but I value my independence.'

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Evolution.

'... And this is my cellar.'

Obsession with the Internet.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Your Future Home.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Computer Life

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'She just won't speak to me!'

Graph to find your IQ

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Information Security

"I'd like to make a return."