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"Which one's our information stored on...?"

Business problems in the cloud

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Good game."

'T.M.I.F.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Raincloud Umbrella

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Where Indian ink came from.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Man showing in the rain.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'You can't come in here with that.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'